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maggiebee | 00:48 Sun 26th Jan 2014 | Jokes
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SCOUSERS JOIN FERRARI

"The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday."

This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some Liverpudlian youngsters.

The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team.

However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for. At the crew's first practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Lewis Hamilton's bird in the shower.
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LOL, love it, maggie.
Thanks for a lol maggiebee.


that is the very best....big laughs here
Big LOL Maggie

Nice one keep 'em coming
Good one LA
Sweet not heard that one before
Psssst, I've got some pics of Lewis Hamilton's bird in the shower, anybody interested ?.
Lol! No thanks, tony x
Yeah, but the lads could be, pixie !.
Oh! I see!
I'll settle for a picture of you in the shower in your shower-cap tony, lol!
You'd better see gness then, cupes ! lol.
lol
Thanks Like it, missed it the first time. Going to mail a friend that one

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