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PeelerPal | 16:45 Sat 19th Oct 2013 | Jokes
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I used to work in a factory, crushing lemonade cans, it was soda pressing.

It wasn't my first job, I used to be in mountain rescue but I hit rock bottom.

I will never achieve my real dream though, I always wanted to be one of the seven dwarfs but hey ho!
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I turned down a job for mastercard, the hours weren't flexible.
I trained to be an electrician, but ended up Ohm-less and didn't know Watt to do.

I used to work at an orange juice factory, but I couldn’t concentrate.


i have turned down a job offer from the Disney corporation

because i have been told it's a Mickey Mouse outfit
I was told that I wouldn't be fit for self-employment as I am always playing with myself.......
I once fell off the floor and missed.
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I applied to work for Max Factor but the 4 interviewers said I wasn't ready yet and should try again next year
Don't be Grumpy, look on the bright side, be Happy xx
After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a
historian until I realized there was no future in it.
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I was just watching TV and I turned over and all I could see was the cushions
I became a 747 pilot in a day, I took a crash course.
Dr Finlay, "I know you said that you have heartburn, Janice, but you ought'a keep your tits out of the soup."
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I put a giant rubber tire around my car the other day, it looks well dodgy
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Dancing? quite a common name if you're indian
so i told my wife i'd got a job in a bowling alley. she said "tenpin?" i said, "no, it's a permanent job''
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I told my mate I was taking my new bird to India, he said 'Goya'? I said yeah she is how do you know her?

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