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excelsior-1 | 12:27 Mon 26th Aug 2013 | Jokes
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....a winking problem applies for a position as a traveling salesman and goes in for an interview.

"Looking at your résumé, I can see that you're more than qualified," says the interviewer. "Unfortunately, we can't have our sales reps constantly winking at customers, so we can't hire you."

"But wait," says the man. "If I take two aspirin, I stop winking."

"Then show me," replies the interviewer.

So the guy reaches into his trousers pocket and pulls out a pile of condoms in all different shapes, sizes, and colours before finally finding a packet of aspirin. He pops the pills and immediately stops winking.

"It's great you stopped winking," says the interviewer, "but we can't have our salesmen womanizing all over the country."

"What do you mean?" asks the man. "I'm happily married."

"Then how do you explain all the condoms?" asks the interviewer.

"Oh, that," sighs the man. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?"


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LOL like it excel, wink wink!
12:31 Mon 26th Aug 2013
Lol! :-)
LOL like it excel, wink wink!
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