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Arrods | 11:26 Sun 16th Jun 2013 | Jokes
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After 20 years of marriage a couple were lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then started moving down past the small of her back.

He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and started to watch the TV.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice “That was wonderful. Why did you stop?”


He said “I found the remote.”
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Lol, I thought he found his false teeth.
?.............and she thought she'd hidden it!
Good one, arrod.


so that's what they call it nowadays
lol

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