Jokes40 mins ago
The Wife (Again)
I said to the chemist, 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said, 'Why?' I said, 'She keeps waking up.'
I upset the wife's mother the other Guy Fawkes Night. I fell off the fire.
She told me it was her 30th birthday. So I put thirty candles on her cake arranged in the shape of a question mark.
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