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The Wife (Again)

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excelsior-1 | 22:04 Tue 21st May 2013 | Jokes
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I said to the chemist, 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said, 'Why?' I said, 'She keeps waking up.'

I upset the wife's mother the other Guy Fawkes Night. I fell off the fire.

She told me it was her 30th birthday. So I put thirty candles on her cake arranged in the shape of a question mark.

(copyright, the latest les dawson)

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I once placed an advert in my local paper: "Wife Wanted", I got 82 replies all saying "you can have mine!"
22:18 Tue 21st May 2013
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I went to my solicitor and told him I was looking to get a divorce because my wife hadn't spoken to me in six months, he told me to think it over, "wives like that are hard to get!"
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'chuckle'
I once placed an advert in my local paper: "Wife Wanted", I got 82 replies all saying "you can have mine!"
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one of those responses was me
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another three from the master...

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She was the flabbiest stripper I've ever seen. When she ran off the stage she started her own applause.

Ours is a football marriage, we keep waiting for the other one to kick off.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
My wife hung up the phone after half an hour chatting, I said, "that was short, you're usually on a couple of hours", she said "it was a wrong number"!
Awww! I remember dear old Les, thanks for all these each one "A Cracker"

jem.

night-night
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