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bravejordy | 18:28 Tue 21st May 2013 | Jokes
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A man is walking behind his wife and says:
"Baby, your arse is getting so fat, it's looking like a washing machine."
The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking.

Bedtime comes around, the man is asking for sex.
The woman says:
"I'm not starting the washing machine for such a small load. You'll have to do it by hand"
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that'll teach him to be so 'bold'
just use Persil, it's magic.
serves him right, lol!
HaHa
Aeriel- satisfaction with every erection!
I am daz-zled by the range of brands on offer here.
Fairy?
is that a coming out, zebo? You maybe in for a soaking on AB......
can you still get omo?

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