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Back In 10Mins....
A bloke leaves his place at the bar to go to the Mens, . He comes back about10 Minutes later, sits down at the bar, muttering & swearing under his breath very softly.The barman approaches the customer and asks what the problem is.
"Some [email protected] snuck up behind me while I was at the urinal and put a gun to my head"."Jezus Chr!st! What happened?"
"He told me to give him @nal sex or he'd blow my brains out!"
"Yeah, then what?"
"Well you didn't hear a f**king gun shot, did you?"
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