The Tourist....

Jemisa | 23:21 Wed 10th Apr 2013 | Jokes

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A British tourist was having coffee and croissants in a French caf'e with butter and jam when an American, chewing gum, sat next to him.
The Brit politely ignored him, who, never the less started up a conversation. The American snapped his gum and said, "Do you British folks eat the whole bread?"
The Brit frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, "Of course."
The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In America, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect, recycle them, and transform them into croissants and sell them to France & Britain."
The Yank had a smirk on his face. The Brit listened in silence. The American persisted. "D'ya eat jam with the bread?" Sighing theBrit replied, "Of course." Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We don't. In America, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell them to Britain.."
The Brit then asked, "Do you have sex in America?"
The Yank smiled and said, "Why of course we do." The British bloke leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
" We throw them away, of course." says the American.

Now it was the Brits turn to smile. "We don't. In Britain , we recycle them, we put them in a container, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to the Americans. Why do you think it's called Wrigleys?