Private Part...

Jemisa | 14:17 Fri 08th Mar 2013 | Jokes

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An undertaker was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of a Mr. Smith, who was about to be cremated, he discovered the longest private part he had ever seen!

"I'm sorry, Mr. Smith," said the undertaker, "But I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this. It has to be saved for posterity." And with that the undertaker used his tools to remove the dead man's penis, he then stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home.

The first person he showed was his wife. "I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened his briefcase.

"Oh, my God!" she screamed, "Smithy is dead!"