I Became A Pig Breeder.....

[Cruciformist]

...after I got my degree in litterature.

[Tilly2]

Do you live in Gloucester, Old Spot?

[marval]

Sows it going then?

[seadogg]

Must have been a farrowing experience.

[marval]

I expect you got board

[Cruciformist]

Well, it brought home the bacon.

[DaisyNonna]

Well done Babe. Not a bland profession.

[Cruciformist]

I was rather ham-fisted, but I didn't give a sausage...

[boxtops]

You could have said the same about kittens, LOL

[Psybbo]

That must have been a crackling good job

[owdhamer]

Don't get disgruntled.

[Prudie]

You must have some swillpower to do that

[factor-fiction]

I think you're telling porkies.

[boxtops]

don't put yourself in hock to pay for it

[Psybbo]

Trotters off now

[Cruciformist]

I was rasher than that!

[dickythecook]

Will you still be telling this joke at hogmanay?

[DaisyNonna]

Not a boaring job then?

[owdhamer]

Don't disown them.

[DaisyNonna]

Go the whole hog. Don't feel gilty.

[Cruciformist]

How irritating - I made them into pork scratchings.