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A Few Dated One-Liners From OH's Inbox!

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zebo | 23:30 Thu 06th Dec 2012 | Jokes
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To commemorate the release of the topless photos of Kate Middleton, Royal
















Doulton will be releasing a Collector's Edition of two small jugs.

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7 wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they
tested positive for WD40

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A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt
................. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...
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Just A Reminder to those who stole Electrical Goods in Last Year’s
Riots....Your One Year Manufacturer’s Warranty Runs Out Soon.:/

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"ITS A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY"
and with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai
brothel!!!

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2 Indian junkies accidental snorted curry powder instead of cocaine .
both in hospital...one's in a korma.. the other's got a dodgy tikka!

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The 100m final at the 2012 Olympics was just like another Friday night
in Brixton. You heard a gunshot followed by 8 black guys legging it!

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In the first few days of the Olympics the Romanians took gold, silver, bronze,
copper, lead and anything else they could get their bloody hands on.

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Sailing results are in, GB took gold, USA took silver and Somalia took a
middle aged couple from Weymouth .

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