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Everything, Part 2

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Flyhalf | 13:05 Sat 03rd Nov 2012 | Jokes
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A little English guy was in a pub in Ireland, and the huge barman challenged him to squeeze any more from a lemon than he could.
Only when told it was for charity did he give in.
So, big Paud cut a lemon in half and squeezed, then handed over the two wizened halves to the man.
To everyone's astonishment - it had never been done before - a few drops emerged from each half.
"God, man, what do you do for a living" asked one of the crowd, and the little guy answered, "oh, I'm a tax inspector".

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LOL.
Good one
Yes - liked it. lol.
"Why are you spreading lemon curd around the door frame, Sherlock?"

"Lemon entry, my dear Watson, lemon entry" replied Sherlock Holmes.

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