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Jemisa | 10:54 Tue 09th Oct 2012 | Jokes
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This has got to be one of the best ~~~~~~~~~~

An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m and was asked where he was going at that time of night.

The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replied, "That would be my wife."
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LOL, that is brilliant!
10:56 Tue 09th Oct 2012
lol, you're on top form today, Jem!
LOL, that is brilliant!
Another good one Jem
Yes, very good.
Agreed, one of the best.
Here's one jem. knock knock who there,avon calling yer f___ing bells broke.
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Thanks Owd, made me lol, :)

Jem
I wonder why it was not the best in July Jem? It must be the way you tell em lol mm
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Magic, explain please. July??

Jem
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Oops! I've just twigged. did I post it back in July then? I've been asleep since then & can't remember...

jem
Love it, it is the best yet, Jem
Sorry jem not ignoreing you just logged on, I posted this joke fri 13th july just got one reply, lol keep em coming
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Sorry magic I didn't realise, I didn't mean to step on your toes... :)

Jem
Hey no probs jem, come on let's have a joke you must have one up your sleeve.

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