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Jemisa | 22:06 Sun 19th Aug 2012 | Jokes
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Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our mother.
" The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver."
The third smiled and said, "I've got you both beaten. You remember how mum enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well. So I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mum just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it."

Soon thereafter, their mother sent out her letters of thanks: "Milton," she wrote one son, "The house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house."

"Gerald," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel. I stay most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!"

"Dearest Donald," she wrote to her third son, "You have the good sense to know what your mother likes. The chicken was delicious."

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bingo!!
22:08 Sun 19th Aug 2012
bingo!!
Jem, dear, you did this one on the 10th July. Now sit down and have this glass of wine. You will feel better in a minute. Still funny and lol though.
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Starbi, what a good memory you've got. I forgot to tick it off my list. Sorry love. Its this hot weather its mashed my brains. I'm in a mucking fuddle, thanks I'll accept your wine. (slurp)

jem
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Well spotted, star, I was wondering where I'd heard this before

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