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bigbadmarty | 21:01 Sun 19th Aug 2012 | Jokes
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Man and his wife were on holiday in America and decide to smuggle some exotic pets home .
"How are we going to smuggle the beaver ?" she asked - "I'll wear it on my head like a hat " hubby replied .
"Good idea , what about the rattlesnake ?" inquired the lady .
"I'll wear it around my waist like a belt " said the man .
"Ok then what can we do with the skunk ?" was her next question
"Well I was thinking you could hide it down your pants"
-"But what about the horrible smell ?" she asked

" Well ... if it dies , ...it dies ..."
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Tee-hee - I like it marty, very funny.
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Heheheh, very good

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