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magicmick | 22:59 Fri 03rd Aug 2012 | Jokes
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A Scotsman and his wife walked passed a swankey new restaurant.

His wife said "did you smell that food"

"Incredible"

Being a kind hearted Scotsman, he thought "what the heck I'll treat her!"

So he turned her round and they walked passed it again
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Must have been Valvona & Crolla
What a meanie, LOL!
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Sorry HowardK over my head please enlighten me
Probably the best deli in Scotland
Lol
Nungate

Indeed it is. A long time ago i used to catch the bus to work from Elm Row. Used to stand outside V&C breathing in until it came.
Swanky new restaurant = new chippy.
Not so much a shop Howard, it's an experience! Haven't been down Elm Row in a while, we try to avoid the city centre these days it's a mess!
I didn't know deep fried mars bars had an aroma .
Not every Scot eats deep fried mars bars you know
Q. What do you call a coachload of English comics falling off a cliff?
A. A start.
nungate

Not every Scot eats deep fried mars bars you know


Not every Scot is a tight wad either .....so why not mention that to magicmick?
Actually I've already heard this joke only it was a Yorkshireman...
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Sorry MickT I am aware not all Scots are tight, just the one in the JOKE.
I think there has been a virus running through AB all day MM

Posters have been taking exception to some very run of the mill posts.

I like the joke and like, nungate ... it was a Yorkshireman when I first heard it too.
What joke?
Very good, i didnt see that end coming. It made me chuckle!
HaHa
One very hot day, a Scotsman and his wife were walking in the country when they came across an inn. The man went in, and returned with a half pint of beer. Handing the glass to his wife, he said, "Drink hearty, lass. Drink very nearly half!"
Did ye hear about the Scotsman who married a girl born on February the 29th so he'd only have to buy her a birthday present every four years?

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