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Going to heaven (Bit rude in case anyone is prudie)

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starone | 23:18 Wed 18th Jul 2012 | Jokes
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> The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one
> morning and she asked the question, 'When you die and go to
> Heaven, which part of your body goes first?'
>
> Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands.'
>
> 'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'
>
> Suzy replied: 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands
> together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.'
>
> 'What a wonderful answer!', the nun said.
>
> Little Johnny raised his hand and said, 'Sister, I think it's
> your feet.'
>
> The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.
> 'Now, Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?'
>
> Johnny said: 'Well, I walked past Mom and Dad's bedroom the
> other night. Mom had her legs up in the air and she was saying:
> 'Oh God! I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't pinned her down, I reckon we'd have lost her."
>
> The nun had to leave the room.

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never laughed so much this site is great.
23:21 Wed 18th Jul 2012
Lol lol lol
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So funny, tears streaming....
lol lol
i'm still laughing.
Big LOL, star ( naughty girl ).
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Thanks everyone. I love to make people laugh (don't always succeed).
Starbie, that's really funny.
Brilliant.
superb.

the innocence of children, eh?
Star, your jokes are always good, but this one is excellent !!

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