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Hymie | 16:52 Mon 25th Jun 2012 | Jokes
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A woman walks into the living room where her husband is busy killing flies with a swatter, "any luck?" she asks.

"A bit" he replies, "I've killed three males and two females."

Intrigued, she asks how he could possibly know their sex.

"Easy" he responds, "three were on my beer can and the other two were on the phone."
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I would be on the beer can, I hate phones!
Good 'un.

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