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Brinjal | 06:30 Sun 17th Jun 2012 | Jokes
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Subject: Eve chats with God
> >
> > "Dear God, I have a problem."
> >
> > "What is it, Eve?"
> >
> > "I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all
> > of these wonderful animals, especially that hilarious snake, but I'm
> > just not happy."
> >
> > "And why is that, Eve?"
> >
> > "Dear God, I'm lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
> >
> > "Well, Eve, in that case I suggest a solution: I shall create a man for
> > you."
> >
> > "Man? What is that, dear God?"
> >
> > "A flawed creature with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain.
> > All in all he'll give you a hard time, but he'll be bigger and faster
> > and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way
> > that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will
> > revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He
> > won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think
> > properly."
> >
> > "Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, " but
> > what's the catch?"
> >
> > "Well,.....you can have him on one condition."
> >
> > "And what's that, dear God? "
> >
> > "Well, since he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring, you'll have
> > to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our
> > little secret .. you know, woman to woman."
> >
> >

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I like it :-)
Tee-hee. I like it too.
Me too !
I don't.
Me also
Bet we are all women though
i'm a man (so i'm told) but i like it.

very clever, well done
Of course we are, except tony.
excelsior is obviously one of the more intelligent ones.
thank you starbuck.

i do pride mysel on my intellect and, no matter what the topic or gender - oriented comments, i do acknowledge good material
Its ok.

jem
HaHa

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