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Jemisa | 23:30 Mon 14th May 2012 | Jokes
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One day a man comes home from work to find total mayhem at home. The kids were outside still in their pajamas playing in the mud and muck. There were empty food boxes and wrappers all around.

As he proceeded into the house, he found an even bigger mess. crockery on the tops dog food spilled on the floor, a broken glass under the table, and a small pile of sand by the back door. The living room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing, and a lamp had been knocked over.

He headed up the stairs, stepping over toys, to look for his wife. He was becoming worried that she may be ill, or that something had happened to her.

He found her in the bedroom, still in bed with her pajamas on, reading a book.

She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "what happened here today?"

She again smiled and answered, "You know everyday when you come home from work and ask me what I did today?"

"Yes," he replied.

She answered, "Well today I didn't do it!"

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Lol I'm always tempted to do the same, but I can't stand any untidiness. My OH thinks we have fairies that come in the night time to clean up and do the laundry etc.
Oh, I love this. It's what every woman would like to do. Lol, Jem.
Good one
Fantastic,don't know what else to say.
Love it!

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