A kiss to die for

shooty | 17:54 Wed 09th May 2012 | Jokes

8 Answers

A tough looking group of bikers were out riding when they saw a woman about to jump off a bridge... so they stopped and parked their Harleys.

Their leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you
doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he didn't want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
opportunity either, so he asked her... "Well, before you jump, why don't
you give me a kiss?"

So she does....

And it was a long, deep, lingering, spine-tingling kiss.

After she finished kissing him, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I've ever had and you are so beautiful. Why in the world would you want to commit suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up as a girl"

The authorities think she may have been pushed…