Stairway to Heaven?

[WF8MAN]

A millionaire was outside the gate of Heaven. "Well, are you going to let me in,
then? St Peter said, "what have you done to deserve entrance to the celestial kingdom?" The man said, I've kept to the rules, Pete!" St Peter said, "it's not just about keeping to the rules, it's about giving without expecting anything in return." It was then, the man said, "i'll give you a million dollars and a Porsche?" "Done!" Said St Peter..."Oh, has the Porsche got a full tank of gas? I'm in enough trouble already for letting people like you in! Proceed, my son to the Inferno elevator, I've got just the person for you to see!" It was then, Peter put his foot down...on the accelerator. "Eat my dust, heavenly bodies!"
The man shot down the elevator to meet his Hellish fate. The car blew up!
That instant Karma will always you, in the end!

[WF8MAN]

Incidentally, peeps, I have you all on the celestial radar. The heavenly salvo is being trained on you all, now!! Run for shelter!

[tonyav]

What The Funicular is this about.

[tonyav]

Funicular, that isn't what i typed.

[Mosaic]

Some kind of self-aggrandising fantasy being played out IMO.

[Zhukov]

..<somebody sniffing solvents tony>..lol

[Mosaic]

Tone, that's ed's auto-censor thingy. It's quite cute isn't it?

[vulcan]

If you haven't got a day job, there are a number of villages looking for their own idiot.

[WF8MAN]

Neural Neurosis? Have been in the medical dictionary again? You'll really must get that habit of yours under control. Hyperchondriacs Anonymous can help!

[Prudie]

Come on you lot, it's deep and metaphorical, obviously :-)

[Zhukov]

you were mildly amusing..now you"re just BORING! :0(

[WF8MAN]

vulcan42, Can't do that...You got the job before me! Don't forget God incorporated is an equal rights employer. The elevator is waiting!! To hell with you all?

[WF8MAN]

self-aggrandising, mosaic! You've progressed to another dictionary, haven't you? I see some more verbal crap on the way!

[starone]

Definitely the religious section (sub-section, religious mania). I think I will now go to a different thread and stop encouraging WF8MAN to post replies.

[WF8MAN]

Right, that's it! I've been yanking your'e chain long enough, Mr Sensible has just entered the building. Don't worry, peeps, the tablets are starting to kick in so I'll be putting this alter-ego on the back burner...until the tablets wear off!

[Zhukov]

me too Starby..good idea!

[NOX]

This idiot's starting to sound like Legend- please don't tell me he's back:(

[WF8MAN]

Have I ever called you and Idiot, Nox? "Legend?" I'm just your average guy with a manic-depressive disorder. Anyway, my alter-ego isn't in at the moment!

[WF8MAN]

But keep your voice down, he might be listening!

[ummmm]

Noxy,

Not

enough

gaps

to be legend


DTH

[boxtops]

WF8, get it right, it's hypOchondriacs....