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Slapshot | 23:34 Thu 22nd Dec 2011 | Jokes
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An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his new girlfriend.

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a £5,000 ring. The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special."

At that statement, "The jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only £40,000" the jeweler said.

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, "By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.

Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man. "Sir, I am sorry to inform you that There's no money in that account.

I know," said the old man, "But let me tell you about my weekend !"
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Nice one.
Sorry, haven't read it yet- I was just trying to get Fukes off the latest posts list

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