ChatterBank2 mins ago
The girlfriend asked me what I was doing on the computer last night. I told her I was looking for cheap flights. "I love you!" she said, then she got all excited, undone my trousers, knelt down and gave me the most amazing.... well you can guess!, I wasn't going to complain but I thought it was odd, she's never shown an interest in darts before.
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