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Jemisa | 23:50 Mon 29th Aug 2011 | Jokes
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It was a small town and the Policeman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lyard, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a 2nd hand car. He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it?

"Heavens no, we bought it."

"Then why don't you drive it away."

"We can't drive."

"Then why did you buy it?" he asked.

"We were told that if we bought a car here we'd get screwed ... so we're just waiting."
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good one Jem
08:50 Tue 30th Aug 2011
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Why is this for my benefit, Jem. I am not selfish; everyone else can share this mildly funny joke too!
15:22 Tue 30th Aug 2011
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lol jem
15:23 Tue 30th Aug 2011
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jonny, In a reply to the joke "Getting Ready for Bed" you asked if I had any more like that. this is why I responded. I presume you'd rather I didn't then?

jem
16:05 Tue 30th Aug 2011
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Sorry, of course I want you to post more jokes. Why would I want you to stop? I just thought it might be a dig at my other job in The Spelling Police but I can see it is not.

Keep them coming, Jem.
16:25 Tue 30th Aug 2011

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