Genie Joke!

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Jemisa | 09:49 Fri 01st Jul 2011 | Jokes
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The best Genie Joke in the World Ever!!!!!!
(from my American pal)

A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the
wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the
biggest house adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, 'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go
up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive
is going to cost us.'

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm
voice said, 'Come on in.'

When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was
all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side
near the pieces of window glass.

A man reclining on the couch asked, 'Are you the people that broke my

'Uh...yeah! , sir. We're sure sorry about that,' the husband replied.

'Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you.. You see,
I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years.

Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll
give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one
for my self.'

Wow, that's great!' the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted
out, 'I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.'

'No problem,' said the genie 'You've got it, it's the least I can do.
And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!'

'And now you, young lady, what do you want?' the genie asked.

'I'd like to own a gorgeous home in every country in the world complete
with servants,' she said.

'Consider it done,' the genie said. 'And your homes will always be safe
from fire, burglary and natural disasters!'

And now,' the couple asked in unison, 'what's your wish, genie?'

'Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with a
woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your

The husband looked at his wife and said, 'Gee, honey, you know we both
now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?'

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, 'You know, you're right.
Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about
you, honey?'

You know I love you sweetheart,' said the husband. I'd do the same for you!'

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of
the afternoon enjoying each other.

The genie was insatiable.

After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and
looked directly into her eyes and asked, How old are you and your

'Why, we're both 35,' she responded breathlessly.

'No Kidding,' he said.

'Thirty-five years old and you both still believe in genies?'


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Lol......didn't see it coming.
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So, Is it the best Genie Joke in the world?. - Mmmmmm?

keep them coming in Jem:-)
the ED should have Jems Joke Corner
and I liked it btw..LOL
excellent !!!!!!!!!!!!
Another gem jem ! Keep ,em coming.
Sorry to spoil things a bit: Slightly slanted in direction this very joke is in print where it is about a handsom young guy angling on a salmon beat who is offered three wishes by his wizened old Fairy God Mother who is passing by - on one condition.....
* handsome
Very funny, in fact you could say this joke is sheer genie-us!
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I'm glad there is positive vibes coming, I was water testing really,
'some' - on here haven't been kind of late and was thinking perhaps its time to put me coat on & depart from Jokes.

Ignore the naysayers Jem! There is a definite Jem following and anyone who doesn't like it can do the other thing. It looks like even the ED is a Jem fan as your post is the longest I've ever seen, usually ones that long have to be finished with the first 'answer' to fit in.

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