Book titles and their authors....

[Lore]

Ten days in the saddle - by Major Bumsore.

Parachute jumping - by Willie Makeit.

[Ellipsis]

A Dog's Best Friend by Trevor Pisnup

What A Cad by Andy Lefter

Flickering Flame by Peter E Nowt

My Best Karaoke by Ike 'n' Tina Turner

[McMouse]

Why I'm gay - by Ben Dover.

[Dilbert53]

How to enlarge your boobs by Norma Stitz
Passionate Russians by Nora Titsov

[Avatar]

The Effects of Alcohol on the male libido - Drew Peacock

[Harry-Wragg]

Nail in the Bannister by R. Scott

[Ellipsis]

The Scent Of Cheap Perfume by Odette Wallette

[marval]

Thanks DT, so I am a Frfench town,well I never.

Allegiance To The King by Neil Downe

Artificial Clothing by Polly Ester

Breaking The Law by Kermit A. Krime

[heathfield]

Headfirst by R. Slater.

[DTCwordfan]

the sequel to Wuthering Heights,

Wuthering Heights, the 21st Century. Written by a relative of Heathcliff, that fine AB author, Heathfield.

[Sir Alec]

Seeing the future by Claire Voyant.

How to make a porn film by Phil McCavity.

[Quassia]

Killing myself laughing here at these!! Thinking of printing them off & taking them to work!!

[marval]

Car Capital Of The World by Mitch Egan

Chinese Meals On Wheels by Rick Shaw

Gunslingers With Gas by Wyatt Burp

[magicmerlin]

The Ruptured Russian by I Kikabolokov

[magicmerlin]

The Female Flasher by Getma Titsout

[magicmerlin]

Manure In The Road by G G Dunnit

[marval]

How To Get An “A” On Your Math Exam by Cal Q. Lator

In Farmer MacGregor’s Garden by Peter Abbott

Indian/Italian Cuisine by Ravi Oley

[MichaelZZ]

Karaoke in India by Grupta Singh

[MichaelZZ]

The Barnsley Cosmonaut by Georg Gorkin

[marval]

Boy Scout's Handbook: Casey Needzit

Athletic Supporter: Jacques Strap

Big Fart! by Hugh Jass

[Maggoty]

Liverpool Nightclubs - by Jess Danson

(Ellipsis A Dog's Best Friend by Trevor Pisnup ?? - don't get that one??) x