Gin and tonic

[soaps]

and a DOUBLE VODKA!

[mrs.chappie]

No comprendez. :o)

[soaps]

I said a G&T and a double vodka!

[mrs.chappie]

I know, but I don't get the joke (you'll have to explain it, lass).

[marval]

I don't get it either

[soaps]

who's calling the shots here!...:-)

Do you get it now?

[mrs.chappie]

Aah....gotcha (I think). <gulp> :o)

[soaps]

Who's calling the shots! "shots" is the word that the Americans use when ordering spirits in a pub/bar !.........Like i'll have a "shot of bourbon or "put another Shot in there barman" .

[soaps]

Maybe I should give up on the jokes, In real life noone ever gets them either.

[mrs.chappie]

Sorry lass. :o(

[DTCwordfan]

Talk about Murder......strangulation not shooting is a much better option, soaps.

[soaps]

Well I though it was funny.

[mrs.chappie]

Must be Irish humour. :o)

[askyourgran]

Each to his own soaps, MrAsks favourite joke is about two goats who woke up one morning with headache and one said to the other "we tupped some stuff last night!" He cannot tell a joke or remember one, but he remembers this one, It is dire.

[DTCwordfan]

Englishman, Irishman , and a Scotsman cought by cannibals in the Jungle.

The Englishman was asked if he had any last wishes.
The Englishman replied that he would have a gin and tonic.
He was given a gin and tonic, killed, eaten and his skin was turned into a canoe.

The Scotsman was asked if he had any last wishes.
The Scotsman replied he would have a fine whiskey.
He was given a single malt , killed, eaten and his skin was turned into a canoe.

The Irishman was asked if he had any last wishes.
The Irishman replied that he would like a fork.
He was given a fork.
He took the fork and started stabbing himself.
The cannibals asked him what are he was doing?

YER NOT GANNA f***** TURN MEE INTA A CANOO

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Gran I don't get it!

[soaps]

Sorry DT, but I hate long yokes!

[DTCwordfan]

Got much longer stories than that one, soaps......

[mrs.chappie]

<Insert thumbs-up sign here>. :o)

[boxtops]

I still don't understand the original joke ;-(

[soaps]

Mrs C...
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Box, I tried to explain it, but noone is getting it!