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craft1948 | 16:46 Tue 24th May 2011 | Jokes
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I got a new stick deodorant today.

The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom.


I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely.
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16:49 Tue 24th May 2011
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My medication says take two tablets a day and keep out of the reach of children but theres only so long you can sit on top of a wardrobe.
16:50 Tue 24th May 2011
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When I asked for a deodorant the assistant asked if I wanted ball roll-on. I said no, under arm please.
16:51 Tue 24th May 2011
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I knew this would happen....................
16:51 Tue 24th May 2011
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(°¿°) Nice one! and 2 & 3.
00:50 Wed 25th May 2011

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