never sell an old bloke short.

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Jemisa | 14:03 Thu 19th May 2011 | Jokes
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An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back field..

It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables,

horseshoe courts, and some orange, and lime trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond,

as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked

or make you get out of the pond naked..'

Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'

Some old men are still fast thinkers

(I hope I'm not offending any old men, naked young ladies or alligators)



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Good one!!
You're offending those who read this joke a couple of weeks ago!
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lol jem.
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Sorry about that Ed these cross posts do happen on a site like this. I've had people post ones I've posted before too but Hey Ho!
there must be some that its new to. (Like sidkid)

Wouldn't bother me if it had been posted before - as long as something makes me chuckle, that's all that matters. (very few people can honestly say that they made their joke up.....cut and paste, works for me).......
seldom vetnure in here, I like the majority of giggles and this one made me smile
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Thanks folks, got a couple more coming up soon (just got to edit them)
I do try not tooffend.

I like it.
Jen, I don't think you ever offend
Bobbi x

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