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Jemisa | 22:36 Sat 02nd Apr 2011 | Jokes
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An elderly man goes into his doctors for an annual medical After a while, the doctor comes out and says, "I'm sorry Bill, but we have discovered you have a condition which only allows you another 6 weeks to live."

"But Doctor," Bill replied, "I feel great. I haven't felt better in years. This just can't be true. Isn't there anything I can do?"

After a moment the doctor said, "Well, you might start going down the street to that new health spa and take a mud bath every day."

Excitedly Bill asked, "And that will cure me?"

"No," replied the doctor, "but it will get you used to the dirt."

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Sorry jem, that's horrible.
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It caught my funny bone boxtops but then I've got a weird sense of humour.
Sorry you didn't like it, I'llthink before I post next time.

jem
We have the same sense of humour jem
Oh I laughed at that, it's a grave subject I know but it was funny.

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