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Patsy33
Got asked to leave the casino the other night. They said I had a chip on my shoulder.
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Bazile
I went to a car boot sale the other day and bought a mara boo boo ....
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Spicerack
I came home yesterday and said to the missus "Come on we're moving". She said "Why do we have to move?" I said I've just found out that the postman has had sex with every woman in our street apart...
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Theland
My watch stopped halfway through the two minutes silence. I was stood there for hours. I couldn't tell anyone....
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marval
If you forget to take your meal out of the freezer. Call in the superhero to tackle it. Leave it to Thor....
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Chipchopper
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her a lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick by mistake. . . . , She's still not talking to me....
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marval
A young boy came home from school and told his mother. "I had a big fight with my classmate.” “He called me a sissy." The mother asked, "What did you do?" The boy replied, "I hit him with my...
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zabado
Her, " Am I the first girl you've ever slept with" ?. Him, "If you go to sleep you are"....
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marval
A young girl says to her boyfriend. ”'You are the first man I have ever been with.” “Am I your first?” “Possibly, “the boyfriend says. “Were you in Weston-Super-Mare in 1993?”...
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lankeela
"This place looks tidy, where have you put all the Christmas presents?" "Ebay"...
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Spicerack
As I was leaving to get a paper this morning, the missus asked me to get something for the pancakes. Now she's got her grumpy head on because I came home with a push-up bra....

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