The K M Links Game - March 2025 Week 4...
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Shark infested custard. Sorry, playing km links set me off on this path. :)
A woman asked the local baker to make a birthday cake and said that she wanted to have iced on the top I Suck C***ks. The baker wasn't too sure but decided to carry out the wishes of the... ...
The hardest part of a long distance relationship is persuading the wife to move away. ___ I once had a fling with a woman from my fencing club.
It was a rather sworded affair. ___ I'm looking to buy an... ...
It was a rather sworded affair. ___ I'm looking to buy an... ...
To prism. It's a light sentence but gives them time to reflect.
Shakin Stevens has recently bought a country estate in Scotland Thistle House
My grandad told everybody that the Titanic would sink, but nobody listened. He told everyone that it would hit an iceberg and many people would die. But nobody would listen, until they got fed up... ...
An old lady has a little win on the lottery and decides to get a tattoo of her favourite singer Elvis on the inside of her thigh. The tattooist goes to work and when he's finished asks the lady to... ...
"Dad, what does 'ignoramus' mean”?
"I've no idea son”.
“Probably some type of dinosaur”. ___ My American friend asked me if I had ever been abroad?
I said: "No, I've always been a fella!" ___ Today my... ...
"I've no idea son”.
“Probably some type of dinosaur”. ___ My American friend asked me if I had ever been abroad?
I said: "No, I've always been a fella!" ___ Today my... ...
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My therapist told me to stop inventing scenarios in my head.
Which is odd, since I don't have a therapist. ___ I've just checked my home insurance cover policy and apparently, if my duvet is stolen... ...
Which is odd, since I don't have a therapist. ___ I've just checked my home insurance cover policy and apparently, if my duvet is stolen... ...
My wife Dorothy is threatening to run off, due to my obsession with Morse code. I begged her, "Please don't dash Dot."
The Ding family had a son whom they named William. He grew up to become a famous architect. In fact, he traveled all over the world, designing massive structures.
He was even hired to design entire... ...
He was even hired to design entire... ...
. . . but I'm not allowed to name him.
He's mostly brown and black with a small white patch, I think I'll name him Bradford. 😀
One day, a young girl is walking through a park when she hears a faint, “Help me, help me.” She looks around and follows the quiet voice to a bush near the path. Looking under the bush she spies a... ...
Some scumbags have nicked our tree.
Bring back the birch I say !!!! ___ I don't normally fart in burger king but when I do it's a whopper! ___ Last night l slept with the bedside light on, people may... ...
Bring back the birch I say !!!! ___ I don't normally fart in burger king but when I do it's a whopper! ___ Last night l slept with the bedside light on, people may... ...
Bond 007 was sitting at the bar and kept looking at his watch. A pretty young lady sitting near him asked 'are you waiting for someone'. ' No' replies Bond 'Q has given me this new watch which is... ...
A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by 2 female teachers, went on a field trip to the local race track to learn about thoroughbred horses and the sporting industry, but mostly to see... ...
I went to a psychic but knocked her crystal ball off the table and broke it. It cost me a fortune. My wife started mumbling in bed last night ,"I wrote Lord of the Rings, I wrote The Hobbit". I... ...
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