Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect... ...
A gent of a certain age walks into his living room sporting his newly acquired hiking boots, rucksack, walking stick etc. announces "I have joined the ramblers club" His wife also a senior, who... ...
I was told I can look at an eclipse with a colander! I tried and it strained my eyes! ___ I bought a suit jacket from the mamas and the papas, all the sleeves were brown and the tie was grey. ___ They... ...
2 flyes on a door which one is sick the one on the panel bobby moore went to the pearly gates st peter came out ur very welcome bobby whyb is that we are ... ...
I've just swallowed some letters from my Scrabble set. Going to the toilet later could spell trouble.😂___Wife: What are your plans for Easter? Husband: Same as Jesus... Wife: What do you mean?...
What did the Mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened?. " Close the door i am dressing." When you die, what part of the body dies last?. The... ...
So a young man went into confession crying, and told the priest: “Forgive me father for I have sinned”. “What have you done?” asked the priest. “A few weeks ago I went to the library. I remained... ...
The guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She’s beautiful, isn’t she?" I said, "If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my girlfriend mate!" He said, "Why?... ...
An Emergency Call Centre worker in London has been dismissed from her job, much to the dismay of colleagues who are reportedly unhappy with her treatment. It seems a male caller dialled 999 from a... ...
The weekly meeting of the Russian Assembly was being held and the Chairman said 'The first item on the agenda is to offer condolences to family of Dmitry Andov, who unfortunatley yesterday fell... ...
News just in….Three cliff walkers have fallen to their deaths! What are the chances of them all having the same name? ___ I was kissing my girlfriend on the sofa the other night and she says to me,... ...
A dwarf was drinking in a bar when a sexy blonde walked up to him and said “I’ve always wanted to have sex with a little person” The dwarf replied “I’m sorry, but I’ve had women say that before,... ...