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Rondy
Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.
Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect... ...
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Hymie
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Chipchopper
A gent of a certain age walks into his living room sporting his newly acquired hiking boots, rucksack, walking stick etc. announces "I have joined the ramblers club" His wife also a senior, who... ...
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maggiebee
I don't know if Facebook has ever caused the lame to walk, but it sure has caused the dumb to speak.
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Rondy
I was told I can look at an eclipse with a colander! I tried and it strained my eyes! ___ I bought a suit jacket from the mamas and the papas,
all the sleeves were brown and the tie was grey. ___ They... ...
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henrys202020
2  flyes on  a  door   which  one  is sick  the  one  on  the  panel       bobby  moore  went  to  the  pearly  gates st  peter  came  out  ur  very welcome  bobby  whyb is  that  we  are ... ...
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1ozzy
..to forgive children.   https://ibb.co/RStH9Nd ...
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Rondy
I've just swallowed some letters from my Scrabble set.
Going to the toilet later could spell trouble.😂
___ Wife: What are your plans for Easter?
Husband: Same as Jesus...
Wife: What do you mean?...
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William51
   What did the Mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened?. " Close the door i am dressing."                                         When you die, what part of the body dies last?.  The... ...
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Rondy
So a young man went into confession crying, and told the priest: “Forgive me father for I have sinned”. “What have you done?” asked the priest. “A few weeks ago I went to the library. I remained... ...
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Rondy
The guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She’s beautiful, isn’t she?"
I said, "If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my girlfriend mate!"
He said, "Why?... ...
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1ozzy
..Leonardo became a famous painter. https://ibb.co/yq0WhHQ ...
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1ozzy
Fire flies have a lousy sex life. https://ibb.co/WpBJWnG ...
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Rondy
An Emergency Call Centre worker in London has been dismissed from her
job, much to the dismay of colleagues who are reportedly unhappy with
her treatment.
It seems a male caller dialled 999 from a... ...
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gramps85
The weekly meeting of the Russian Assembly was being held and the Chairman said 'The first item on the agenda is to offer condolences to family of Dmitry Andov, who unfortunatley yesterday fell... ...
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1ozzy
Hedgehogs visit playgrounds    https://ibb.co/d2tGLKb ...
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Rondy
Pulled a gypsy bird last night. She asked me did I want to go back to hers for a good time...



She wasn't bloody kidding. I went on the dodgems, waltzers, ghost train and came home with a goldfish!...
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1ozzy
Dogs shouldn't join social media. https://ibb.co/YLtjZVj ...
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Rondy
News just in….Three cliff walkers have fallen to their deaths! What are the chances of them all having the same name? ___ I was kissing my girlfriend on the sofa the other night and she says to me,... ...
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Rondy
A dwarf was drinking in a bar when a sexy blonde walked up to him and said “I’ve always wanted to have sex with a little person”
The dwarf replied “I’m sorry, but I’ve had women say that before,... ...

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