Broken promises.

[NoMercy]

This ought to be good for a laugh.

List as many broken promises as you like.

I'll start with....

"I'm starting my new diet on Monday"

[Barmaid]

Cheque is in the post.

[joggerjayne]

I'm going to stop drinking on weekdays.

[boxtops]

I'm going to the gym now

[sara3]

morning dear!

oh, my new gym subscription.. that's an expensive broken promise :o(

[mardyfish]

We won't raise tuition fees

[sara3]

(Pilates starts in 10 mins, btw)

[NoMercy]

JJ... I've heard that one a million times! lol

I'm going to start walking to work!

[joggerjayne]

If you let me tie you up, I promise not to tickle you.

[NoMercy]

I'll be home no later than ten!

[tiggerblue10]

Chocolate will never pass through my lips again!

[joggerjayne]

I won't bite.

[Sqad]

JJ....LOL he would have to be a sucker to fall for that one.

[Barmaid]

I promise I won't laugh

[wendilla]

Squad you may have broke your promise to me about 50 years ago lol.

[Sqad]

wendilla....give me a break eh! and let me make it up to you ;-)

[redman41]

I promised to wear Boxing Gloves in Bed every night

[joggerjayne]

I promise I'll stop when you say.

[wendilla]

You got a lot of making up to do then lol

[tiggerblue10]

Sorry darling, I've got a headache.