Missing

[football]

Are Lord Lucan & Shergar still together?

[strozzi]

I can confirm that Lord Lucan & Shergar are still together. I have seen them recently. They are both at the bottom of a flooded quarry at the Capernwray Diving Centre which is near Carnforth.
Should anyone doubt the sincerity of my reply, click on the link below and scroll to the bottom of the page for evidence.
http://www.dive-site.co.uk/mapinfo.htm

[darth vader]

I was led to believe they are in the divorce courts so one can assume they are no longer together

[Spellmaster]

No, they've both married Dale Winton.

[froggequene]

I saw them last week down the chippie ordering rock salmon and a double portion of chips from a man who looked suspiciously like Elvis. Funnily enough, I never had Shergar down for a rock salmon type of horse, maybe a little grilled salmon with dill and a squeeze of lemon.........

[DuzyEverwork]

Sorry people you are all wrong, Lord Lucan and Shergar are alive and well and totally lost to the world forever at the bottom of my ironing pile.