Twitter Crashes…

[smurfchops]

Uh oh …

https://metro.co.uk/2022/08/09/twitter-down-across-europe-and-the-us-17156514/#metro-comments-container

[DTCwordfan]

No loss to mankind at all.

[Canary42]

Cyber attack ?

[DTCwordfan]

Musk be a Rusky invasion - the barstewwards. Time to nuke the kremlin?

[FatticusInch]

Trump?

[DTCwordfan]

Don't think he has the intelligence or means to bring it to a crash...may be Myeloma does though, a targeted cystem failure perhaps?

[ToraToraTora]

what's "twitter"?

[DTCwordfan]

Both Boris's and Beer Warmer's mouthpiece.....

[FatticusInch]

ToraToraTora
//what's "twitter"?//

It’s a social media platform whereby the Secretary of State for media and culture makes a complete moron of herself on an almost weekly if not daily basis.

https://inews.co.uk/news/politics/nadine-dorries-tory-mp-angela-robertson-tweet-criticising-rishi-sunak-suit-1759708

[Peter Pedant]

O god why doesnt he gp? Boris
gadding around saying - hello everyone, I am not Prime Minister but I live in 10 Downing st....


His housemaster at Eton ( ? beak ) and tell him,when we say we'll go, we go
jesus
yeah i know, wrong thread

[ichkeria]

There’s a lot more to Twitter than famous people making cocks of themselves

[FatticusInch]

chkeria
//There’s a lot more to Twitter than famous people making cocks of themselves//

That depends on whether you’re the Secretary of State responsible for it though.

[Hopkirk]

Imagine a world with no social media.

Oh hang on, I lived in that world as a younger man.

[ichkeria]

“That depends on whether you’re the Secretary of State responsible for it though”

No it depends how you use it

[FatticusInch]

My replies were actually for the benefit of ToraToraTora who was being deliberately obtuse but I’ll let it slide……