Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

My dog is called Shark.
I'm not sure it was such a good idea to take him to the beach yesterday.

[1ozzy]

But you had a wail of a time

[DTCwordfan]

Fangs for this one...

Mine is called Piranha. I told a group of kids to be careful as he could eat one of them down to the bone inside a minute.
It cost me my job at the Battersea Dogs Home.

[mallyh]

hope his bark is worse than his bite x

[mallyh]

not a great name for your dog, porbeagle x

[1ozzy]

What does a lone shark ask for?
That sick squid you owe.

[DTCwordfan]

two sharks, middle of the Irish sea - one says, "I'm fed up of eating cod or tuna, all we get is bloody cod or tuna."

The other says, "Well, go to Morecambe Bay and enjoy a Chinese then."

[Ken4155]

^
That's not finny.

[zabado]

My dogs got no legs. You can call him what you want but he won't come to yer.
My mate came round yesterday and asked me if he could take my dog for a drag.

[Chipchopper]

You should give him a few pointers

[Chipchopper]

Come to think of it, there are plenty of dogfish off the coast, so why not?