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youngmafbog | 12:21 Wed 26th Jan 2022 | News
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Knob contest gets TOO BIG: Dorset's famous knob-throwing festival is CANCELLED because organisers can't cope with 8,000 visitors to village

Top marks to the journo who got that past the Editor!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10443049/Dorsets-world-famous-knob-throwing-festival-CANCELLED.html

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Why are people’s knobs measured BEFORE they toss?
Surely they need to toss it off first and see then how far it lands?
Must admit that having read the first line of the OP I thought it was going to be about Tories cheering Boris to the dispatch box today !
sadly michael gove wasn't available for the event . . .
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Why are people’s knobs measured BEFORE they toss?
Surely they need to toss it off first and see then how far it lands?

Absolutely !
One could be a grower
A show-er
Or really good thrower ?
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God God man, cant you keep Boris out of anything, you are sounding more and more like Gully everyday are you his alter ego?

It says 'Lighter thread' !
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God God man, cant you keep Boris out of anything, you are sounding more and more like Gully everyday are you his alter ego?

It says 'Lighter thread' !
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I guess topical events and humour do not mix in your eyes
Hey ho
CB would have been better then, ttt.
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Are you accusing me of being TTT Pixie? Because I can assure you I am not.
Oops... sorry.... I wasn't, just thought his OP.
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ok, no problem pixie.
I'm sorry. On a phone and just glance at avatars. No implying was meant.
Have you ever tried eating a Dorset Knob, youngmaf?
A friend gave me a bag of them, pity they forgot to include a pneumatic drill to break them up. I rarely waste food but...

No wonder they throw them as far as possible.
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Take care I've heard he's a crack shot with the thrice baked biscuit.
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I have reported the above abuse, doubt anything will happen.
22.10 Tee hee hee.
See what those in the office say in the morning Tora I see it more as a failed attempt at humour during a quiet spell than abuse.

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