Hair Raising News

[Apc2604]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-53761744

Well, I did find it on the BBC News Site!

[youngmafbog]

And, apart from a dig at The Don, is the point of this thread?

[pastafreak]

Oh good grief!

[pastafreak]

It's only "a dig at the Don" if you perceive it that way.

[andy-hughes]

The President said, quote - // Because my hair - I don't know about you, but it has to be perfect. Perfect. //

Er, Mr President, I don't quite know how to put this ...

[mushroom25]

wouldn't The Donald be better off removing it and putting it in the washing machine?

[Apc2604]

Ymf. It was lighthearted for goodness sake. It was obvious from my statement below the link in the op. Get a life!

[youngmafbog]

Sorry missed that one, we get so many anti Trump posts I thought it was yet another. Get it now :-)

[Apc2604]

Apology accepted :o).

[Mamyalynne]

A very wasteful approach to water usage.

[Barsel]

You need a stiffer hairspray Mr President.

[ichkeria]

We’ll miss him when he’s gone :-)

[gulliver1]

The only he will go Ichke, is when the men in white coats come to take him away, and I think that will be sooner than later. The man is a complete nutter.

[diddlydo]

He could try using bleach on his hair to make sure it's squeaky clean and Covid-proof.

[anneasquith]

Eh, the one thing his hair does not require is bleach !!!

[gulliver1]

Donald of Orange,

[ichkeria]

“ The only he will go Ichke, is when the men in white coats come to take him away”

I’ll settle for an election :-)

[gulliver1]

14.00 If he loses, he said he will not go.

[Cloverjo]

Oh lordie. Is this real?
/ /literally probably washing you out of the bathroom//

Reminds me of a teacher at my son’s school who talked about ‘literally shoehorning’ people into a meeting house.

[jno]

surely a president could get his own Brylcreem shower?

[ToraToraTora]

he's right, you need an Eiffel Dwight with a bit of oomph, can't stand those that dribble out.