I Wanna Be Young Again...

[mushroom25]

in today's increasing climate of multi-self-identity (gender, race, etc), what are his chances?
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/tinder-user-asks-court-change-13548546

[andy-hughes]

Unlike his profile image - slim!

[Arksided]

Lol... change your age... had to be Dutch.

[kvalidir]

Should have gone to Specsavers- he doesn't look 45, and I suspect it's actually an attention seeking sly dig at Trans people.

[Mamyalynne]

If he succeeds all it will change are numbers written down - it won't alter his prospects or his body's natural ageing.

[Arksided]

You could well have hit the nail on the head there Kvad, either that or smoking something... a bit stereotypical but could've being.

[Old_Geezer]

I try to tell the gals at the disco that I identify as a 25 year old, but I get as much success now as I did last time I was 25.

Still, gotta be careful, pension age keeps slipping further and further away as it is under evil heartless government changes. Don't wanna make it worse.

[kvalidir]

Being young is drastically overrated anyway :/

[aelmpvw]

were there discos the last time you were 25 og?

[Old_Geezer]

Every time I been 25.

[naomi24]

Haha! Superb! Don'tcha just love all this self-identifying?! :o)

[237SJ]

He could've just lied on Tinder. Shot himself in the foot on that one now though

[LadyCG]

I nearly spilled my coffee reading this.

When I get to work today I'm going to identify as a ruler or a stapler or ... oh ruddy 'eck ... any suggestions?

[emmie]

what a truly sad man, can't see the point

[LadyCG]

I'm just wondering ... can I identify as a multi-millionaire with no mortgage? Surely it's against my human rights for the courts and for my bank manager not to recognise several more zeros at the end of my bank balance...

[waterboatman]

I want to be a leprechaun. :o}

[emmie]

ah you are mon ami, you are..lol

[ToraToraTora]

if you want to be young just pick an age and quote it in a number base that suits. In hexadecimal I'm 38, that'll do me.