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Theland | 08:25 Wed 19th Sep 2018 | News
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After yet another shocking knife murder in London, the Mayor, Sadiq Can't, has announced a new task force and facilities for young people.
The new, "Task Force," all three of them, will be given an office in a broom cupboard in City Hall and the Mayor is hoping to provide the new facilities for young people, (two sets of snooker balls), by the end of the week.
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can't you have a word with the big man upstairs?
08:37 Wed 19th Sep 2018
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The big fat Polish lodger? Not paid his rent for a month!
08:41 Wed 19th Sep 2018
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It is clear that the Mayor’s knife strategy is not working, and time to revisit it.
On paper (and pixel) it looked pretty good, but in practice it has failed.
08:49 Wed 19th Sep 2018
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https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1019519/london-knife-crime-man-stabbed-dead-corrine-road-tufnell-park-north-london-bloodbath
09:10 Wed 19th Sep 2018

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