Who does this savage call when his house is being burgled?

[Thatcherite]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/...d-manchester-19911943
I really hope he enjoys his time in Her Majesty's holiday camp.

[Mick-Talbot]

http://www.theanswerb.../Question1178242.html

[boxtops]

The word savage seems inappropriate, h's just an idiot.

[andy-hughes]

People like this lack the brains to think of anything beyond their immediate experience.

The notion of a police officer protecting him is an abstract concept that will be beyond his meagre powers of reasoning.

Don't think about it Thatcherite - it just hurts your head.

[McMouse]

I'm thinking of the cost of banging up this piece of garbage.

[youngmafbog]

He obviously can't count either.

[factor-fiction]

The English isn't too good either - it should say 'fewer' not 'less'