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Poor Kate: Now It's A Topless Puppet.

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Kerosene | 09:02 Sat 22nd Sep 2012 | News
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http://www.dailystar....ton-a-topless-puppet/

Awwww...poor Kate. First of all it was the 't*ts oot for the lads!' incident, now it's a topless puppet caricature of everyone's favourite 'royal' - after HM the Queen, naturally (Ma'am!).

Wll the puppet have had a boob job because by all accounts Kate's not particularly....(ahem)....(cough).....'well endowed' in that department by all accounts? Not that I'd know, of course? (Tuneless whistle)

Maybe we'll just to invade Frogland again and let them have it 'a la Agincourt' - a wee pun there, mes amis?

No, on second thoughts, breast not, eh? Wouldn't do all that 'entente cordial' (I'm on a roll now!) much good...would it?
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Isn't a topless puppet a bare hand?

As in the joke: What do you call Sooty in the nude? - A hand.
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Thanks Gromit, haven't heard that one since...erm...the last time? Still funny, though.
Hardly the cutting edged satire of Spitting Image at it's height?
There's also an email circulating, a Banknote with a topless kate instead of the Queen (not a topless Queen I hasten to add)

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