just to cheer you all up

[emmie]

more rain predicted, it was such an awful day yesterday, do you think its because Wimbledon is on soon, it does seem to be a predictor of bad weather.

[carmalee]

thanks for that em10 at least we have a little ray of sunshine in you!

[DrFilth]

i want to know what has happened to the heat wave that was going to start in manchester on wednesday

who has nicked it ?

[seekeerz]

not me !! hi doc, how are you - not seen you for ages

[emmie]

i will try and post something cheerful, perhaps a joke, how's that.. but came home yesterday to find our area flooded, drains blocked, and the smell wasn't nice...

[DrFilth]

hi seekeerz me just the same still taking the tablets :)

[seekeerz]

hang in there mate :)

[WELSHYORKIE]

G'day seekerz, ah yes mention Wombledon and the rain clouds appear. You're welcome to them in the capital as long as they go from here!

[DrFilth]

my budgie broke his leg today so i made him a little splint out of a couple of swan vesta's
you should have seen his face light up when he tried to walk

remember it was only a joke !

[emmie]

had to read that again, funny, strike a light mate...

[DrFilth]

last time i had wimbledon on the telly
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnGTXvFgK_k

[emmie]

that bloke should be put out to grass, preferably not Wimbledons

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

[DrFilth]

the only other joke i can think of was

years back i took Eileen home lovely blonde hair nice figure my mother took one look
blonds are thick she is not for you my son.
then i took Helen home, nice slim figure with long ginger hair
red heads have a nasty temper she is not for you my son .
next i took Jill home nice top rack slim figure long jet black hair
girls with black hair can not be trusted she is not for you my son .
then came Bridget lovely girl with a nice figure and mousy hair
girls with mousy hair are devious she is not for you my son.

then one day i met Sarah nice girl always up for a laugh with curly
brunette hair just like my mums.
took her home and as we walked through the front door my dad shouted

NO WAY

[DrFilth]

On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

will have to send that to my mate :)

[emmie]

there are more, but wait a bit....

[missnemesis]

T'was an absolute scorcher of a day here in Scotland yesterday :-P
God I hope it rains today!
Morning all by the way.

[DrFilth]

morning missnemesis

[Dee Sa]

my favourite "senior" joke ......
old lady rings her neighbour and says when you have time pls come and help me with my jigsaw its very difficult and I cant get started with the edge pieces.
What type of jigsaw is it ?
well the picture on the front is a big red rooster.
Later the man goes over to help there are hundreds of pieces all over the kichen table, he tells her we cant do that one today.
--and quietly puts all the cornflakes back in the box !!! [boom boom]

[DrFilth]

i did one the other day in about 4 hours
don't understand why they put 4 to 5 years on the box

[emmie]

On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

On a Church's Bill board:
"7 days without God makes one weak."

At a Tyre Store
"Invite us to your next blowout."

[emmie]

the sun has got his hat on, at last...