Royal Wedding Jokes

[AB Editor]

Morning All!

Got a Royal Wedding Joke? Pop it in here! Hopefully this will become the definitive list of Royal Wedding jokes. All jokes are welcome, although, if it's beyond bad taste don;t expect it to last!

All the best,

Spare Ed

[marval]

Kate goes up to the Queen and says “Ma’am, every time I suck William’s d!ck, I get acid indigestion.”

The Queen replies “Have you tried ‘Andrews’?”

[AB Editor]

Oh dear.

Does that count as bad taste?

[marval]

Sorry, it probably does

[AB Editor]

For Kate at least.

[China Doll]

Can we have a royal wedding section as per my previous comment in the royal wedding joke in suggs please? I really don't want CB and News (and anywhere else in AB) taken up with loads of royal wedding threads personally.

[Prudie]

I fully agree with China
Off with your head marval

[marval]

Ca I have my last meal first Prudie?

[vivandorron]

The Ed and marvel should now be suspended.

Ron.

[marval]

Oops sorry Ron, that bad was it.

[DTCwordfan]

Oops just put up a royal one in the main body of jokes on Charles and Di

[boxtops]

Is "put up a royal one" a disguise for something else, DT?

[joggerjayne]

Why does Prince William have a purple willy?

Because he keeps dipping it in Dye.

Oh no, hang on ... that was a Prince Charles joke.

[DTCwordfan]

Can you imagine their official china - white Crown Derby or Spode with lovely gold decoration and then nmonogrammed with "WC" on them

They could put a map on the plates on how to find the loos in the Palace....

[DTCwordfan]

jayne - tut tut - just remember, "incest is best, put your family to the test" or "incest, keep it in the family"

[joggerjayne]

DTC ...

I think it will be WandK

Or, err ... perhaps not.

[DTCwordfan]

Cum on, jayne.......you can do better, its a real mouthful.

I should have added Royal family

[vivandorron]

I think it's wicked rumour that Kate becomes very cold when in bed and wears pyjamas along with a neck scarf. However, for her honeymoon, it is being said that she will be wearing nightdresses which have been specially made and bottom hemmed with ermine to keep her neck warm.

Ron.

[McMouse]

Prince William’s stag do was really weird… fancy stuffing pictures of his Gran down the bras of strippers.

[Ankou]

prince william and kate 'catherine' middleton are going to have a fairy tale wedding, much like charles and diana’s - you know, the one where the brakes on the carriage are cut and the prince marries one of the horses.