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Soldier Girl | 14:20 Mon 15th Aug 2005 | Film, Media & TV
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In the first episode of the League of Gentlemen three blokes are in an Indian and one of them tells a laboriously long joke, but then a second man tells a short joke - what was the latter?


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the joke was"Why are there no headache tablets in the jungle?..........because parrotsatermall" (paracetemol)not as good as the mau-mau gag but there u go....
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Lol... mau-mau...

Cherries are only really small though, aren't they?

 

Strawberries, What in the jungle!

did you know Geoff, bummers are deaf

Shipstabber i now have coffee in my keyboard from laughing while drinking... and ecoman... you really didn't help!

Please, no more lines, or i'll do myself a mischief.

okey dokey, pig in a pokey.

You can view the script here:

http://www.leagueofgentlemen.co.uk/newepisodelists1ep1.shtml

Geoff was great in the film.

"Whats going on? My house is full of .... Asian people!"

Hee.

 

Lol Octavius... I love Pauline!

What's the capital of France...?

Wine!
Thanks Alan2... the look on Mickey's face has me in stitches every time!
"You can shout out as many jobs as you want Ross. You're never going to get one, ya dole scum!!"

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