Pedestrians in camouflage!

[Lil O'lady]

This seems to be a bloke thing at the moment.......they seem to be dressing in dark matt colours, with wooly hats pulled down, then going out on dark evenings and throwing themselves into the traffic. Even then I keep missing them.
No, being unfair, there was a lady just now who slammed on her anchors on a double yellow in heavy traffic and leapt out of the driver's seat wearing full black burka. I missed her too, but feel I'm using up my chances.
People, please! I'm not asking for full dayglo and reflective strips, just a little common sense in the dark.

[daffy654]

I'm laughing now at the thought of dayglo pink burkhas. :-)

[B00]

"Even then I keep missing them." and " I missed her too"

Just not trying hard enough to hit them then are you?

[Lil O'lady]

Oh Boo, such a shameful thought......
There's too many you see, I can't figure out which one to target.

[B00]

Think the trick is not to lose sight of your orginal target. Don't be swayed by the one you see afterwards that looks easier to hit.

Follow this golden rule, you'll have 'em bouncing off your bonnet like a good 'un.

[carrot99]

Boo - I didn't see that last one coming, you made me do a horrible sort of inflated Sid James laugh out loud when I read it!

[Panic Button]

10 points if they clear the hedge

[logic]

Yes PANIC BUTTON,
but it must be a real Burka, not a fancy dress,

[webbo3]

Remember, in the UK a man is knocked down every 10 mins, and hes getting pretty fed up with it.


Dave.

[derekpara]

Trust you, Boo to spring up out of the ether with a pithy comment !

Trust is you should aim for the highest 'threat' so if there are two together, get them both.

How are you, darlin ?

[derekpara]

'Trust ?' Should be; ' Trick is to............

Derek