Keith Lemmon

[secsee1]

You either love em or hate em, so called TV personalities I mean. but can anybody tell me why Keith Lemmon wears what appears to be a filthy stinking bandage on his right hand?

[Bbbananas]

I am in the 'love him' camp.

No idea about the bandage.

[andy-hughes]

I think Leigh Francis has always used this odd quirk in his characters - remember Avid merrion always wore a neck-brace?

I don;t know of any other reason why he wears it.

I ponder it as long as it takes for Holly Willabooby to appear, and then all my senses become mixed up, I hyperventilate, and fall over ....

[jd_1984]

Love Him - Hilarious.
I was a big Bo Selecat fan too.

[Bbbananas]

I loved it when Mel C, crab paste smell my fingers and Patsy Kensit, who I want to be my new best friend, appear on Bo'S. My very first avatar is indeed Mel C - I may go and dig it out again. For nostalgia's sake.

[jd_1984]

CRAB PASTE!!!!!!

[andy-hughes]

MEL B! OOOOOOHHHH!

[Bbbananas]

Oh yes!!!!!!!
Derrrbrain, for the 2nd time today. Dementia is beckoning and I'm not even 50.

Thanks Andy xx

[secsee1]

Personally I hate the bloke, I find him about as funny as a bad case of piles but "each to their own" it would be sad if we all had the same opinions, I honestly think it's the site of that "Orrible" rotten bandage that puts me off.

[Bbbananas]

You don't fancy me then secsee?!

[secsee1]

If you look anything like your avatar salla, who could resist you?

[Bbbananas]

I'm not sure which one you're looking at now - the pearl necklace or the scary spice? Both are, as you said, irresistable.

[zzxxee]

i love keith lemon. I think he always has some kind of bandage on his hand or as avid merrion his arm in plaster its just a gimmick thats all.

[secsee1]

Thanx zzxxee and andy-hughes, I wouldn't want to run the bloke down if his rotten bandage was genuinely covering up a wound or a bad case of warts etc. but if it is just a gimmick it has certainly put me off of him.

[andy-hughes]

I think the whole show is fabulous - and about as near to the censor as they can get away with.

[knowabit]

You've been put off him cos he wears a bandage as a gimmick??

[4getmenot]

he uses it for spanking his monkey

[NazNomad]

Leigh Francis uses it as a gimmick to inject comedy japes into his interviews, nothing more ... I could never get tired of kicking him.

[pa___ul3]

I love celebrity juice! If you don't, you're a dingbat!

[NazNomad]

Can I be this one?

☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼

[andy-hughes]

After the first episode of the new series, I have to revise my opinion - Keith Lemmon has not so much got near to the line, as galloped over it, smashing it to dust!

The wording of the Valentine card he gave to Holly, which she read out, was disgusting - but also hillarious!

Stacey Solomon said little on the show, but she gets more gorgeous every time i see her!