Embarassing moments

[mistys]

I fell over today! Was waiting to cross the road and fell off the curb and into road! Was soo embaressed as there were a lot of cars about. Makes me cringe to just think about it.

So please make me feel better and tell everyone the last cringeworthy thing you did.

[beck07]

Lol oh u poor thing how imbarrasing!!
I am trying hard to think but nothing is coming to me- but i can tell you something else thats quite imbarrasing!
My best friend has just bought a puppy (well its a big dog, ment 2 be a puppy) and she took her out the front of her house 4 a walk before she went to work and the dog ran off which led to her being dragged across the communial gearden by the leg in front of all her neighbours leaving for work lol!! i couldnt help but laugh at her even tho she must of been cringing!!

[beck07]

thats ment to say being dragged by the 'lead'

[mistys]

You mean you can't remember what it was or you know what it was but can't remember doing it??

Im very good thanks, hope your well :o)

[Goodsoulette]

I've posted on here about this before but I did exactly the same thing, in full 70s fancydress.

[mistys]

HeeHee, thanks Beck, that does make me feel better :o)

[unrulyjulie]

poor you misty, its awful, isnt it cause you know people are sniggering.

My worst was walking into an oversized lampost outside Leicester City F.C, luckily there wasnt really anyone around at the time apart from a mother and her son across the road, round the corner were about a 1000 people though looking at the new stadium, it was an open day lol

It floored me but it was all in slow motion as well which was weird. As i turned, i saw it and knew but couldnt stop it happening, too late.

I went down laughing and couldnt get back up for laughing. My son was way way more embarassed than i was though lol. I had an egg smack bang in the middle of my forehead!!!!

[Goodsoulette]

That was another time, I dont know how I didnt get sacked the night that happened.

My dad bought some decorating stuff over to my house and I went out to the car to get some of it. I asked him to load me up so he kept putting stuff on the pile, so that it was covering my face and I couldnt really see anything. 2 steps away from the car my tights started falling down, 2 steps further they were half way down my thighs and past my skirt, by the time I got to the gate I was walking with my legs as wide apart as possible just to stop them falling off. My dad wouldn;t help me with them because apparently its not appropriate.,

[Goodsoulette]

You lot must have a book on me. I forget I tell you guys these things. Thanks for reminding me of the pain there Kirk!

[smudge]

Hope you didn't hurt yourself too much misty.

The last cringeworthy thing I did was fall down the stairs a couple of months ago. I bruised my arms, neck, back & my coccyx still hurts if I sit for too long, so I try not to!

The month before that, I fell flat on my front outside Tesco's! Three really nice kids came & helped me up, 'cos I'd twisted my back, pelvis, hurt my ribs & ended up at the hospital with a sprained ankle!

There, hope that's made you feel better, lol ;o}

[mistys]

It is making me feel better laughing at you clumsy lot, not you tho Smudge cos it sounds like you really hurt yourself.

My body is fine, just my pride that bruised lol

[rabbitygirl]

On a coach trip with my friend one Saturday just before Xmas and the radio was on and talking about Derby FC, who, if I recall correctly are a bit crap this season.

They kept on repeating 6 1, 6 1, 6 1. Thinking they had won or something I said they didn't have to keep on about it.

She creased up. That wasn't the score, it was the phone in number of the radio station.

She was merciless. Kept saying 6 1, 6 1 at every opportunity and laughing like a hyena.

[smudge]

P.S. Each time I talked about this with my daughters, we all ended up in stitches - but my husband was more sympathetic! ;o}

[unrulyjulie]

My old boss was a bit thick and got words wrong ll the time. I do remember her talking about the tragedy that was the toon army!

[rabbitygirl]

Ah yes Captain - women and football. When Mr Rabbity took me on my one and only trip to Wembley (you will see why) I sat down for the football and stood up for the band. England played Wales and I said, rather too loudly, that I was disappointed that we weren't seeing the real England.

I was expecting the England lineup to be the same in 1971 as it was for 1966.

Of course, I wasn't embarrassed. All his.