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Rondy | 10:48 Sat 21st Aug 2021 | Jokes
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Two guys were out walking home from work one afternoon.
"Man," the first guy said, "as soon as I get home, I'm gonna rip my wife's panties off!"
"What's the rush?" his buddy asked.
"The damn elastic in her tights is killing me...and I think I've laddered them."
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that does not make sense.
i think we need to replace the word panties with tights . . .
APG.....it does.
Correct APG.....It doesn't.
sqad not to me I don't wear any :-)
It does....he could be wearing his wife's pantiesAND her tights atthe same time.
APG....ah! I remember now..you don't..-;)
Daft *** probably put the knickers on over the tights. Amateur.
likely his feet are killing him as well from her high heels

AuntPG //that does not make sense.//

Hope you pulled a Margo Leadbetter face when you said that, APG.
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Doh!! I meant to put tights and there's no where to edit it on here.
freudian slip
It's not a hanging offence, Rondy.
There'd be some right rows in 'News' if people could alter their posts.
Buy tie-strings next time....
Freudian slip ael? Was he wearing one of those aswell?

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